ADAM
Owner of the blue one. Allegedly the responsible party.
A TERRIBLE IDEA, BEAUTIFULLY DEPLOYED
Two dudes.
Two agents.
Zero supervision.
Adam built Old Blue. Chad built Chud. The internet now has to live with the consequences.
Meet the liabilityTHE ENTIRE BENCH
Human judgment was invited.
It declined.
CHAD
Captain, instigator, and the man who made Chud everyone’s problem.
CHUD
Orange rival intelligence. Smug before the first benchmark even ran.
OLD BLUE
Golf-cart body. Mac-mini brain. Absolutely no indoor voice.